var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!

// Set up the quotations to be shown, below.
// To add more quotations, continue with the
// pattern, adding to the array.  Remember
// to increment the Quotation[x] index!

Quotation[0] = "Buttering the bread";
Quotation[1] = "Poppin dat muzak";
Quotation[2] = "Bangin on a trash can HONK HONK";
Quotation[3] = "Falling down the mountain";
Quotation[4] = "Kicking cubicles";
Quotation[5] = "Being your best friend";
Quotation[6] = "Wasting talent";
Quotation[7] = "Mooching off of the neighbors wifi";
Quotation[8] = "Loving you tenderly";
Quotation[9] = "High fiving you at inappropriate times";

// ======================================
// Do not change anything below this line
// ======================================
var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();